11/27/2006

Pornographic Poultry


We had a great Thanksgiving...My Uncle, who I never see regularly, was able to come this year to the festivities. He's an interesting guy...a daredevil, Harley-driving, rock 'n roll spirit who lives a very colorful life!

He shared this little "story" with me and my sister...

His girlfriend had planned on cooking a Thanksgiving dinner for the first time with her family (she is younger than my youngest sister...ya....my Uncle is a "play-ah") Knowing that he was not going to be there for the actual event, he supplied her family with the turkey.

Imagine his surprise when he got this photo/text message on his phone during Thanksgiving break...(Imagine a picture of a uncooked turkey, with someone holding the neck...like the photo above...)

Her text: "Why is there a d*ck in my turkey?!"

You can imagine how we reacted when my dear grandfather later asked "where is the neck?"

Here's to the holidays!! (And I hope you all practiced "safe turkey!")

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

THAT is too funny! I'm glad you are back! At least we are not English. I wouldn't want to eat, spotted dick, blood pudding, or lady fingers! YIKES!!!