9/21/2006

You know she's from Utah when...


While running errands this past week, my daughter had a major meltdown...We went up to the mall, and to her surprise and horror, she saw the new "Macy's" sign on the side of the building...She screamed, "WHY did they get rid of the other store? It was a GOOD store!! WHY??!!" After a few moments of thinking, I realized why all the "agnst"...She thought that the "mall" had replace her Meier and Frank with a M-a-c-E-y-s...She could not understand why they would put a run down, thrifty grocery-store, in place of the glitz and glamour of good ol' MAF...

You KNOW you've lived in Utah far too long when your daughter's first reaction to a Macy's department store is panic, and visions of produce, instead of "do you have any money?"

9/15/2006

That Warm Feeling

Each morning, my youngest comes into my bedroom, staggering, sleep-filled eyes still trying to adjust to the light, and climbs into bed and nestles up against me...It is like a little furnace that molds to your body...

This morning I awoke to my little "furnace," along with a warm...WET...STINKY... feeling...My son simply replied, "I went potty..."

No kidding...

Warm fuzzies? No...in our house it's more like "warm tinkles..."

9/11/2006

September 11th 2001 - September 11th 2006


For those whose places we miss being filled...

9/08/2006

"Bad Hair Day" just doesn't describe it...



So...I go in for my USUAL hair appointment...My stylist does my USUAL coloring...My hair turns it's USUAL blonde...except the lovely bright, brassy, UN-usually PEACHY weave in it!! She adds more blonde, which just emphasizes the peach even more...All this time, I am thinking,"What the crap is going on?" After she does it a second time, it does seems more blonde, but something still remains "off."

So...I go home...thinking it can't possibly be as bad as I think it is, and the lighting must of been "off" at her salon...I go to my bathroom...nope...it IS as bad as I thought it is. The blonde is great, but the low-light remains this brassy, peachy, "orange-cream-cicle" color. I panic...I obssess...I drive immediately to my friend's home, who happens to work in another salon.

T. is a SAINT!! She takes me to the salon, opens it up, and gets to work on my "problem." We decide to put some darker, low-lights into it, to balance out and hopefully compensate for the brassy color. She meticulously foils my hair, we sit and talk while it processes, and then we wash it out...

The blonde in my hair now looks PLATINUM, and the horrible, brassy, peach color is STILL SHOWING along the crown of my head. T is astounded as to what happened...Perhaps we need to try a more neutral, darker tone? She AGAIN applies a color-concoction that should balance out my hair to a smoother, darker, blonde...

Gray? Is it possible to go from platinum blonde, to GRAY? Apparently so...

At this point, I am feeling sick to my stomach...not emotionally...but physically sick to my stomach, as I run to the bathroom to puke-up some grape juice I had earlier....Not only do I have platinum blonde, brassy peach, and grey running through my strands, but apparently, I have the flu now as well. T then asks my an interesting question..."Are you taking any new medications?"

About six weeks ago, I started taking a medication for my thyroid...WELL...guess what? APPARENTLY it had affected my hair!! T said that she had started a new medication once, and then went to straighten her hair, and instead of smoothness, her hair came out VERY coarse, very dry, and very damaged...She then told me that medications can be expressed or found more readily in your hair, pores, and fingernails...

Suddenly a light came on...I had been experiencing REALLY BAD break-outs, and now my hair was not taking hair treatment that normally would have gone off without a hitch...I was amazed!

My dear friend came to my house the next day, and put a special clarifier on my head, which helped clear out any toxins or medications found in my hair. We then selected a new "color" (beige-medium-blonde or "10B" in salon terms!) and literally PRAYED for mercy, a miracle, a blessing and a dream of having my hair take the color correctly...

As T washed out my hair...She was silent (which is not a good sign, since this girl can TALK!!). I asked her what she was seeing, to which she silently said, "I think I still see peach..." I grabbed the mirror, went by the window, and took a look to find...

A BEAUTIFUL shade of 10B!! After we dried it, it solidified the moment when we could both take a huge SIGH OF RELIEF!! T was my saving grace!! She took time (three hours the first night, and 3 hours the next day) without hesitation, to help me out. THAT is true charity, and friendship!!

I'm getting use to my new "look"...Since I'm use to a VERY bright and blonde set of locks, I am constantly checking to see if it looks okay...It's a really pretty, subtle, and soft looking color, and matches my eyebrows...and in a few weeks, there WILL BE BLONDE HIGHLIGHTS!! I just have to get to the point where I can actually sit in a salon chair, with the smell of the chemicals, etc. without being nervous!!

So if you ever have a bad hair day...just remember...it could be A LOT worse!!

9/06/2006

My Name is Yolanda...and I Don't Blog Enough...

It's funny how life is going along, and you are busy, even frantic at times,.. and as I think about all that is happening in my life, and the world around me, when I want to write a new post....BLANK!! For those of you who know me in person, I NEVER run out of things to talk about, and I have opinions on EVERYTHING...So why is it I get "writer's block" nearly every time I sit down to write?

So...My thanks to Melissa for the tag!! Now I have something to blog about!

1) How often do you blog? I usually check my blog everyday, and shed a tear when I cannot break past the number 5 on my comments...LOL. Then I check my "favs"....in no particular order...Melissa-Lisa-Amy-Suzie-Kacy-Sarah...along with many others I find along the way.

2) Alias: Yolanda

3) Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Isn't that what we do when we blog?

4) What do you do when you are bored? "Window Shop" online and see how much the total would be if I had unlimited funds...sigh...then empty basket.

5) What bathing, what do you wash first? My face. I have this OCD thing where I want the "freshest" water to clean my face...odd?

6) Have you ever been up for 48 hours straight? Prom night...College finals....Girls Camp....Labor....Anxiety....Just a few!

7) What color looks best on you? Black...turquiose...pink...dark brown...

8) Favorite drink? "Matcha Green Tea Blast" at Jamba Juice...with protein and an energy boost!

9) Do you believe in a Heaven and Hell as a real place that each of us will go to after death? Whatever we have created here, is where we will end up in eternity...

10) Do you find that you have more online friends than offline friends? Offline, actually.

11) What was your favorite subject in school? Elementary school: Art Junior High: Art High School: Humanities, Art College: All of my Major-related courses (French poetry, Specified Art History, Greek Art History, Mesopotamian Art History, Italian Renaissance Art History, Modern Art, ANYTHING Aurthur Bassett taught at BYU...)

12) Are you a perfectionist? Yes--I'm very demanding of MYSELF... I have been known to go a "little" over-board in callings, projects, baby-showers, birthdays...But I really enjoy myself in the process!

13) Do you spend more than you can afford? In the past...YES...Right now?...Working on getting into a new house...Budget, Budget, Budget...most of the time...

14) Is it better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved at all? How can you know how much you have loved, if you do not know the pain of losing it?

15) Do you consider yourself creative? YES! It stems from a childhood of having very little, so you learned to be VERY creative!

16) Do you give yourself the credit you deserve? Never...I also get very uncomfortable receiving compliments...(shudder)

17) Do you donate time or money to charities? Juvenille Diabetes, Kidney association, MS association, Primary Childrens, Breast Cancer. are my favorites...

18) Have you recently done something that you’ve criticized others for doing? Not usually (I'm pretty stubborn)...But when I do...I fess-up!!

19) What's on your mind? Waiting to hear if my friend has to continue chemotherapy...

I tag: SUZIE PETUNIA, and AMY LYNN...(I would also tag Carrie Ann...but we all know that would be futile...sigh....)